vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess

I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!

by Trevyamo August 15, 2023

Backyard Bocce

When your banging a girl doggystyle and she reaches back and plays with your balls.

Walter's balls were so perfectly dangled that when he was banging Priscilla she could easily play some backyard bocce.

by Qbinking August 19, 2023

backyard racist

A racist in your neigboorhood

Person 1. I heard bill is a backyard racist

Person 2. What is a backyard racist?
Person 1. A racist in your neighboorhood

by Reesegarcia.blainemn May 21, 2024

Backyard Experiment

A science experiment which is done at home by mainly unprofessional or unqualified people.

I’m gonna perform a backyard experiment by putting Mentos in my bottle of Coke!

by Fixxy December 2, 2021

backyard whore

some bitch in the back yard sucking on everyone’s dick include ya baby boy

man teresa is a backyard whore

by milky slut June 14, 2022

Backyard Potato Party

An orgy where as the main activity is anal fisting. This can be used for either sex or orgies involving both or any sex.

(to be read in a German accent)

"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"

"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"

by Kreepykelly July 4, 2022