To aggressively masturbate.
by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023

Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...
by Asheater July 17, 2016

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022

After the sun has scorched your lower cheeks during an aggressive tanning session, drop your shorts and begin twerking and backing your red sunburnt behind up toward your partner.
Mary: *Feverishly twerking and howling*
Kenny: “I’ve seen this before… I’m about to get me some reverse baboon!”
Kenny: “I’ve seen this before… I’m about to get me some reverse baboon!”
by Troll29 June 28, 2023

a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls
by zandasun October 6, 2015
