Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend
Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes
Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes
by OneBigBeaner April 5, 2023

by Theemet24 April 30, 2025

A whiny, stubborn 9 year who can't listen. He is annoying with no sense of humor. He talks 24/7 even in his sleeping. You would be lucky if you did NOT know a Landon Burke.
by Hello many fellow sir July 8, 2017

by Cornfed420 October 21, 2020

The act of compulsively masturbating and then sleeping in your own cum for weeks on end without showering. I really like to Burk it when there’s someone else in the room.
Burking is to live
by Cleveland steamers June 30, 2025

by *not aidan, just a freind September 16, 2022
