When a person chokes while giving a blumpkin. When a person chokes on penis while giving a blow job to a person sitting on a toilet taking a shit.
I gave my girlfriend the funniest blochkin last night. She gagged right as i dropped a turd, yessssss!
by BSleepy June 13, 2010
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So, you would take some little runt (probably a guido) with a blowout and shave the sides of his head, leaving a stripe down the middle, also known as a "blowhawk."
Easy to do while passed out drunk. It's fun for everyone.
So, you would take some little runt (probably a guido) with a blowout and shave the sides of his head, leaving a stripe down the middle, also known as a "blowhawk."
Easy to do while passed out drunk. It's fun for everyone.
1. This kid wouldn't leave my room, so when he passed out we shaved his f*cking blowout off and made it the world's first blowhawk.
2. This guido I know from Strong Island was trying to peep my girl but he had a blowhawk so I smacked up his face.
2. This guido I know from Strong Island was trying to peep my girl but he had a blowhawk so I smacked up his face.
by Bobby O'Shea September 1, 2008
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Get the Blohm mug.1. a person that's insecure with their existence, and by their own virtue, they feel the need to blatantly spew ilk and diatribe about other people that are otherwise innocent.
2. also see: keyboardracer, gayrab, Ablab, & namedrop.
2. also see: keyboardracer, gayrab, Ablab, & namedrop.
Dude: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Did you see Gayrab get knocked out the other day?"
Other Dude: "Yeppers! That's what he gets for being a blowhard."
Other Dude: "Yeppers! That's what he gets for being a blowhard."
by Name Witheld August 4, 2004
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BLOSH!
That's one bloshified nig nog.
I show them tha mothafuckin blosh, they in awe. I shuffle like a scarecrow dancing to tim mcgraw.
That's one bloshified nig nog.
I show them tha mothafuckin blosh, they in awe. I shuffle like a scarecrow dancing to tim mcgraw.
by nyda September 1, 2006
Get the blosh mug.While having sex with your pregnant girlfriend, you inadvertently puncture the back of the fetus's head. Thus, causing a hole similar to a dolphin's blowhole.
by Dom C April 10, 2008
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Oh, and I need an extra power cable
Oh, and I need an extra power cable
by Tharglet January 12, 2005
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