arctic blaster

A strange ancient Eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral sex. Upon ejaculation the sperm freezes mid flight. The female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a Popsicle

It was so cold last night she gave me an arctic blaster

by Special Daniel December 20, 2014

Bunga Blast

To get your bung blasted into oblivion

Oscar: GET BUNGA BLAAAAAAAAAASTED KID
Random Person on Street: Please stop harassing me.
George: Lol get Bunga Blasted nerd

by Paul Kronst August 8, 2018

Darlene Blast

when you squander over the possible ways to infiltrate ones asshole

Damn, last night she Darlene Blasted me so good I came twice

by darleneblaster101 July 1, 2019

Cum Blaster

When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.

She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Baja Blast

To end an otherwise hot shower with a thorough rinse using only cold water

"Wow, you look so energized and alert after your shower."
"Nothing like a Baja Blast to get you going in the morning."

by VocabernetSauvignon July 19, 2020

Uber Blast

Over the pants finger blasting your Uber driver.

Steve’s Uber rating went from 3.5 to 5.0 stars after he started Uber blasting all his drivers.

by Skervey McCleary December 17, 2021

ranch blasted

Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley

I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend

by bácón September 2, 2022