bateing

Masterbating

Go away “bateing”

by Diggler1984 May 15, 2018

Google Baiting

To Google bait is to tempt Google's suggestion bar feature by typing in a random phrase and seeing what it advises you to finish the phrase with and search for. It is a proven cure for boredom, as there is a high frequency of crazy-ass shit showing up.

Jimmy: Yo, what you doin', homeboy?

Johnny: Yo, I'm Google baiting. I'm so bored, I been doin' this shit all afternoon. I typed in "Is George Bush" and google suggested "Jewish?" and "a reptilian?". I nearly died LOLing.

Jimmy: Yo, that's so silly, dude. I mean, everyone knows that Dubya's a reptile, right?

by noah91 November 16, 2009

Bating

To pleasure yourself sexually. Usually used in context of a joke.

Maybe you would've had more time if you weren't in the shower bating for an hour!

by McGarry June 17, 2009

bathing suit

this is basically just water-proof underwear if u think about it.

taylor: guess what?
kim: what?
taylor: your so-called bathing suit is actually just like underwear that's really colorful and water-proof at the moment.
kim: i now feel exposed.
kim's mother: take that off right now!

by fall4u~ August 18, 2008

chick-baiting

sexist language and behavior intended to upset or offend women.

Charlie's favorite passtime is chick-baiting.

by LaLaLander17 February 14, 2009

YouTube Bating

The Act of Masturbating to some random ass YouTube video; Mosty done while casually masturbating or out of boredom

*Thomas jerking off while on YouTube *

Carl: Thomas what are you doing jerking off to a makeup tutorial?

Thomas: Oh I'm just YouTube bating.

by billy Bob17 February 11, 2017

Tip baiting

Promising a big tip, usually with an online order, then changing the tip or eliminating it altogether when the service was great, just to be a cheap asshat.

"I'm risking corona just to deliver these bougie jerks' groceries and half of them are tip baiting me! I have bills, too!"

by Callordin April 18, 2020