Babysitter

A person who sits on babies

I don't want a babysitter! I'm not a baby, and I don't want to be sat on!

by Gangster Twinks June 1, 2017

Cosmic Babysitter

God, according to Republicans.

According to the Republicans, global warming is a non-issue because even if it's real, their Cosmic Babysitter will drop in and save them in the end. Yippeeeeee!

by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011

babysit

In the world of multiplayer gaming, to babysit is to constantly watch a often frequented spot, generally from afar, such as a weapon respawn, spawn point, or entrance, and recieve most of your points from kills in that area.

Hey, Dale, you really like that spot, don't you. Why don't you play the game like it's meant to be played?

by Poh Tay Toez September 6, 2005

babysit

to hold a freinds drink.

will you babysit while i go to the bathroom?

by ribbitboing November 22, 2006

babysit

Holding the pipe for to long while in a group of people!

"Sam, are you ever going to quit babysitting that fucking pipe!
i want a hit!"

by PrincessCaitlyn May 16, 2007

babysittin

when a young man has an older woman(cougar) sit on his face

damn that guy is younger than Emmas son,bet shes gonna be babysittin when she gets him alone tonite

by skullboner February 20, 2011

Bayside High School, FL

A shitty ass school In Palm Bay, FL that looks like a fucking prison. Known for their wrestling and swimming teams, everything else about the school sucks ass. Has a high population of niggers and spicks (like any other school in FL) Drugs, sex, and retards are the norm in this POS high school.

Bayside High School, FL:
Dude 1: Wanna go to a Bayside Game?
Dude 2: no id rather go to a WNBA game than watch Bayside football get spanked like a baby thats just been born.
Dude 1: Wanna get high behind Bayside?
Dude 2: SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR BATMAN!!!!!!!

by PoopiefaceDildoman April 28, 2011