Awakened

Spiritually aware of the universe and it's direct metaphysical connection to one's own being and the connection it host to all life forces.

It was at the moment I was awakened.

by Awakened April 4, 2015

Awaes

Someone who asks for head but never returns the favor

Pronounced: of-ass

Did he just pull an Awaes on me?

by Moha777 May 23, 2016

Premature Awakeulation

Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.

Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.

by VPizz January 14, 2008

Situational Awareness

Code for not doing shit at work

Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?

Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.

Boss: Outstanding.

by bleeper1 August 10, 2009

amateur dealer

A drug slinger that is just starting out or temporarily selling some drugs for quick cash.

Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."

Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."

by westfalia January 14, 2010

awaken the princess

To transition from male to female– that is, to awaken your inner princess.

A reference to the Legend of Zelda II, where the goal of the game is to awaken Princess Zelda.

I know now what I must do; I must awaken the princess.

by Welliamism October 31, 2012

amateurific

Someone that is so unskilled at something that they give a terrific display of just how badly something can be done.

John's attempt at picking up women could best be described as "amateurific".

by Mopar Mike January 13, 2017