Literal Autism

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea

by Fig boy December 17, 2018

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017

Autism moment

An Autism moment is when someone (autistic or not) makes a mistake in a social situation or just completely misses the point of a joke, phrase or question.

For Example; Your in a hotel and your staying for a day or two. You go down for your dinner and before you take your seat they ask you; “what room?” And you reply “The dining room” where as they were actually asking for your room number. This would be classed as an autism moment.

by LazyBean January 14, 2020

phallic autism

a transmittable form of autism generally through sexual interactions

you have phallic autism my dude

by mrpoo November 1, 2018

Ice cream antisocial

A planned event in which one person consumes ice cream. No others are allowed to attend or even know about it.

Alan: What is this? You didn't invite me to the ice cream party?
JD: Naw, it was an ice cream antisocial.

by Motocrossgreg July 25, 2010

Autism

a disorder that is not well-defined. it occurs on a spectrum. it means that your mind is essentially different from other people's. oftentimes people with autism expirience hightened or lessened empathy and sensory expiriences

i was diagnosed with autism a few mon ths ago

by LaLaLesbian July 7, 2019

captain autismo

Captain Autism's inferior, Spanish brother.

Captain Autismo "lives" to fight crime, with his greatest enemy being Captain Retardo, to which he lost 1 inch of his 2 inch dick.

Hey did you hear about that Spanish autistic superhero: Captain Autismo?

No, that concept sounds like a rip-off of Captain Autism.

by Interactive Banana November 17, 2016