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troops massing at the border 

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.
Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.
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barking at the badger 

british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug

cunt pussy licking
" i had so much fun with stephany last night barking at the badger"
barking at the badger by amuchan October 4, 2006

look at the ground 

a great one liner come back when you have nothing better to say. Normally leaving your harasser dumbfounded....meaning you win.
Team: Hurry up and get to first base, Twinkles!
Twinkles: "Look at the ground!"
Team: "what?"

Twinkles 1 - Team 0

Sunday at the shithole 

Slang disparagement of the unfortunate reality of sometimes needing to go into work on a Sunday.
Yup, it’s Sunday at the shithole and I’m wanting to lie on the warm and breezy beach without my eyes locked on a computer screen!

The mixer's at the door 

Urgently needs to do a shit
I gotta find a toilet real soon man, the mixer's at the door.

har du hørt om at tage opvasken 

One of the famous quotes by author, Oskar David Bach.
Albert: *uploads "Unboxing Video"*

Oskar David Bach: "har du hørt om at tage opvasken"

Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time 

This is like the fusion sequel of the meme Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny where Mr. Incredible progressively becomes more and more traumatized and ascends simultaneously, which can lead to him becoming potentially insane both inside and outside the mortal realm and the universe itself.

The meme has reached the point where people fusing the same level of phases of 2 versions of Mr. Incredible Becoming ??? Memes combined to uniquely milk the meme. This form of the Mr. Incredible meme is only used in template-like formats.
Has the meme died yet?

Nope, there's Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time, giving more people ideas to uniquely milk the meme