Assessitation

The assessment of a situation

*A girl sees a brother and sister holding hands and sharing ice cream in the park and thinks they are dating*

The girls assessitation of the brother and sister is incorrect

by SpookyScaryGames August 14, 2024

asquest

Partially askew and partially on a quest. Particularly helpful when talking about chaotic DND characters going on adventures for no particular reason. Can be used to describe the situation when someone doesn't know what they're doing or where they are going but somehow manages to kinda fuck things up and make it an exciting adventure (of sorts)

This is such an asquest.
He has gone asquesting.
You're such an asquester.

by we make useful shit up November 2, 2023

Assness

The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.

Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.

by XeerOh February 22, 2024

assbestos

A fire-resistant material dat's used to make protective diapers for folks who are concerned about someone's "lighting a fire under their behinds".

Given all da "flaming" political pressure dat Congressmen are under from their citizens, they might do well to sew patches of assbestos into their trouser-seats.

by QuacksO June 9, 2024

assestasia

An expulsion of one’s lower intestinal gases that causes a person and or pet, to temporarily go into a comatose state.

My GF caused a 7.5 richter scale fart with a stink that caused the dog to go into assestasia.

by BJ Silvani-Matar February 4, 2025

bad assness

better than bad ass. explaining bad ass.

i am the princess of white trash and bad assness.

by cosmo1974 May 27, 2009

packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes

Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.

by Welchling July 19, 2015