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assassin's-creed-hug

when you are chillin with your bros and you pounce on them giving them a hug. This will creep the shit out of them, but its OK (awesome ninja shown with QK) since the No Homo is obviously implied. Unless the kid just naturally creeps the shit out of you, Then a swift kick in the balls will be a justifiable counter attack and must be applied with 75% force minimum, may increase depending on how much the kid creeps you out.
My bro was chilling at his locker so i assassin's-creed-hugged him. Apparently he wasnt as chill about life as I am, so after the hug he turned around and fucking 200% force kicked me in the balls. I was on the ground for my entire free period. I had to go to the doctors. Turns out no grandchildren for mommy. She was apeshit. Speaking of apeshit, after my balls had healed from their explosion, I came into school and found that kid. I assassins creed hugged him again and he kicked me in that groin area, since there were no more balls. I was totally fine and punched him in the face, knocking him unconsious. Then I pissed all over his body. After that we went to court. The judge called the other kid to the stand and full blown Assasssins creed hugged his ass all the way to jail. I WIN BITCH!!!
by ACHugg bitches March 1, 2011
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Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.
'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'
by thecameller August 16, 2009
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Assassin Dakelan MATT4R

A large Man. Verge of obestity.

Big Lips, Lots of sports

With a high picthed voice only his dog could hear,
Wow Look at that guy coming out of macdonalds, What a Assassin Dakelan MATT4R
by Culloden January 15, 2009
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Assassination Attempt

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.
Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.
by Techpony September 3, 2012
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Assassin's Creed

Ubisoft should have ended it at IV but still, painfully tries every year just to fail again.
Does Marcus still play Assassin's Creed? Whoa
by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017
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master assassin

Someone that has a target and kills it and escape and become secret tracks down target ever time.

kills freely and make there own adventure.

a murderer of an important person in a surprise attack for political or religious reasons.
define master assassin a professional killer who uses his own will
The assassin moved swiftly across the tree to kill his target.
by mr assassin October 27, 2015
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Anal Assassinator

When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.
Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.

Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.
by The Mokey October 17, 2016
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