When one is so strung out on homework and studying, and has pushed himself/herself beyond his/her maximum stress level so that he/she has reached a high and disregards everything.
Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.
(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)
Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."
Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.
(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)
Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."
Asian 1: Man, I was on such an Asian High last night.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.
by Aznorsomething April 3, 2010
Get the Asian Highmug. 
Get the Mexi-Asianmug. You non asians think that all asians are awesome? Nope, you're wrong especially when it comes to OLD G(Generation) Asian Parents. Old G Asian Parents only let their kids marry people of their same nationality. Asian boys can't grow hair pass their ears. Getting a C isn't bad, but for OLD G Asian Parents, you're screwed. They don't let their daughters go out because they think their daughter is going to get rape or take naughty pictures. The food is rice all the time. They want their kids to be a doctor or a pharmacist.
Asian Dad: Hey boy you have the girlfriend yet?
Asian Boy: Yeah
Asian Dad: She the white, the black, or the spanish?
Asian Boy: Yeah she's white.
Asian Dad: WHAT!!! YOU A DISGRACE! DUMP HER RIGHT NOW. WE GO TO LAOS TO FIND YOU A HMONG GIRLFRIEND!
Asian Boy: FML! THIS IS AMERICA!
Asian Dad: Hey boy, CUT YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW!
Asian Boy: Why can't I have my hair the way I want it? It's America not Asia.
Asian Dad: You like getting the back door huh.
Asian Boy: What?
Asian Dad: A.....A......A.......C..........let me get my whip k boy. Can't find it but I got two steel chopsticks though.
Asian Girl: Hey mom I'm gonna go hang out with my girlfriends.
Asian Mom: HUH!?!? any boys?
Asian Girl: One guy and that's it.
Asian Mom: YOUR FRIENDS WILL RAPE YOU!
Asian Girl: How? They're all girls except for one guy.
Asian Mom: THEY GOING TO TAKE YOU TO PARTY FULL OF BOYS!
Asian Boy: It's ok mom and dad, I'm going to eat Stouffer's lasagnas.
Asian Parents: THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU FULL! RICE MAKE YOU FULL!
Asian Dad: Hey boy, you the doctor yep?
Asian Boy: No dad, I'm only 16.
Asian Dad: Then study hard instead of your stuuuuupid guitar.
Asian Boy: Dad I want to make a Visual Kei band in the future.
Asian Dad: NO! DOCTER BETTER!
Asian Boy: Yeah
Asian Dad: She the white, the black, or the spanish?
Asian Boy: Yeah she's white.
Asian Dad: WHAT!!! YOU A DISGRACE! DUMP HER RIGHT NOW. WE GO TO LAOS TO FIND YOU A HMONG GIRLFRIEND!
Asian Boy: FML! THIS IS AMERICA!
Asian Dad: Hey boy, CUT YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW!
Asian Boy: Why can't I have my hair the way I want it? It's America not Asia.
Asian Dad: You like getting the back door huh.
Asian Boy: What?
Asian Dad: A.....A......A.......C..........let me get my whip k boy. Can't find it but I got two steel chopsticks though.
Asian Girl: Hey mom I'm gonna go hang out with my girlfriends.
Asian Mom: HUH!?!? any boys?
Asian Girl: One guy and that's it.
Asian Mom: YOUR FRIENDS WILL RAPE YOU!
Asian Girl: How? They're all girls except for one guy.
Asian Mom: THEY GOING TO TAKE YOU TO PARTY FULL OF BOYS!
Asian Boy: It's ok mom and dad, I'm going to eat Stouffer's lasagnas.
Asian Parents: THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU FULL! RICE MAKE YOU FULL!
Asian Dad: Hey boy, you the doctor yep?
Asian Boy: No dad, I'm only 16.
Asian Dad: Then study hard instead of your stuuuuupid guitar.
Asian Boy: Dad I want to make a Visual Kei band in the future.
Asian Dad: NO! DOCTER BETTER!
by AliSai95 June 21, 2010
Get the Asian Parentsmug. by SamBissell June 16, 2023
Get the Asian penismug. hair used to describe very straight, thick, and dark hair usually found on an asian girl's head. They are often envied by girls from other races because they have no need to straighten it what so ever.
white girl- oh my god im so jealous of eunice's hair
black girl- i know, right? grrr
asian girl- its because i have asian hair.
jealous much?
black girl- i know, right? grrr
asian girl- its because i have asian hair.
jealous much?
by princess diana <333 December 9, 2008
Get the asian hairmug. Something said by Fairview Jr. high kids. Normally people saying it have chubby cheeks and their names are normally Hannah, Hallaiah or Kent
Hannah: *takes off glasses*
Hallaiah: *takes of glasses*
Kent: * takes of glasses*
All of them: *smile* INNER ASIAN!
Hallaiah: *takes of glasses*
Kent: * takes of glasses*
All of them: *smile* INNER ASIAN!
by Oh shit oh shit March 12, 2020
Get the Inner Asianmug. Very, Very, Strict and mean parents. They force you to have perfect grades, they punish you if you got lower than an A- on a test. i never had them but my friend who is asian did and i know from going over his house that they are very strict.
Real Conversation between my friend and his parents. When I was going into middle school you could either get into 7th math, 7th advanced math, be with the 8th graders in regular math, be with the advanced 8th graders, or be with the highschoolers, average kids got into 7th grade math, smart kids, got into 7th advanced, very smart kids got into 8th, super smart kids got into 8th advanced, and geniuses got into highschool algebra below is a real conversation between my indian friend and his parents
rasheed(Friend): ( Walks into house to see his mom upset with him and yelling at him)
Rasheed: Mom why are you so upset?
Mom: You didnt make it into highschool math
Rasheed: So thats really hard to get into most kids don't even make it into 8th grade regular math
Mom: Don't talk back Mr. You go to your room this instant
Rasheed: But what did I make it into?
Mom: You made it into 8th grade advnced which isn't good enough
Rasheed: if you ask me or anyone else that is very good to make it into advanced 8th going into 7th grade
Mom: (Bitch slaps Rasheed)
Rasheed: What was that for
Mom: Don't question me now go to your room or you'll get this again and tell Jeff to go home you should be studying now
Rasheed: Dude I'm fucked your so lucky your white well you have to go bye you don't wanna witness this.
Now you know it sucks to have asian parents
rasheed(Friend): ( Walks into house to see his mom upset with him and yelling at him)
Rasheed: Mom why are you so upset?
Mom: You didnt make it into highschool math
Rasheed: So thats really hard to get into most kids don't even make it into 8th grade regular math
Mom: Don't talk back Mr. You go to your room this instant
Rasheed: But what did I make it into?
Mom: You made it into 8th grade advnced which isn't good enough
Rasheed: if you ask me or anyone else that is very good to make it into advanced 8th going into 7th grade
Mom: (Bitch slaps Rasheed)
Rasheed: What was that for
Mom: Don't question me now go to your room or you'll get this again and tell Jeff to go home you should be studying now
Rasheed: Dude I'm fucked your so lucky your white well you have to go bye you don't wanna witness this.
Now you know it sucks to have asian parents
by snookiwantsmooshsmoosh8888 February 20, 2011
Get the Asian Parentsmug.