Fart Amnesia

When someone farts in your face and the stench is so terrible that you get amnesia.

Laurens fart smelled so bad when she farted in Kristens face, that kristen got fart amnesia

by rutgers69123 February 22, 2011

selective amnesia

Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.

I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.

by Edword July 31, 2006

vacation amnesia

when you go on vacation and have a miserable time, (a big family fight for instance), and about a week after it you can't remember the fight or anything bad that happened and start planning the next family outing talking about how fucking epic it will be to get all 6 brothers under one roof!!!

1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!

Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!

vacation amnesia
1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!

Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!

by JackD2633 April 21, 2013

Amnesia

condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

Dang, that woman must have amnesia!

by Vocabnerd :] October 22, 2010

Vagina Amnesia

When a girl swears that her current sexual partner is a Sex God in comparison to the last. She'll claim that the last guy couldn't do it for her, but she used to call him a Sex God. It's like she forgets how good it supposedly was before.

Every time there's a new guy she swears the sex is the best of her life, and that the guy before couldn't compare. But that's what she said about the LAST guy. Does she have like Vagina Amnesia, or something!? Does she forget how good it was before???

by Vagina Amnesia November 14, 2011

Bulemic-amnesia

binge eating and forgetting to purge

"that girl has a case of Bulemic-amnesia"

by Dr. LoveBT September 24, 2009

Holiday Amnesia

When you return to school from holidays and completely forget what you learnt the previous year.

Guy 1: Wow, I can't remember ever learning differential equations last year...
Guy 2: Yeah, we must be suffering from Holiday Amnesia

by Manbearpig911 March 13, 2012