a place where sexy girls like jenae and kaleigh go to met hot sexy guys that r nice and caring and dont jack off at all unless there in the privacy of there bedroom all alone with the lights off and the door locked so nobody can catch them enjoying them selves.
by emily 5 January 10, 2009
Get the bowling alleymug. by Steel Train December 6, 2006
Get the Alley Catmug. 
A penis on a woman; usually found as a decorative piece only. Unlike a penis found on a man, an Alley Wrench does not serve a copulatory purpose, and isn't the source for urinary secretion.
John was dumbfounded to discover Jane had a kinky side, which included an Alley Wrench three inches longer than his penis.
by wolfgang_cometh July 9, 2010
Get the Alley Wrenchmug. An Alley Oop can happen when a person goes to wipe their ass after taking a shit. As a the hand brings the toilet paper up to the anus, an extra little turd falls out of the ass, sticks to the toilet paper, and gets slammed back into the rim... just like in basketball.
Unfortunately, an Alley Oop usually means that the turd will be smeard around on your ass and probably require a shower.
Unfortunately, an Alley Oop usually means that the turd will be smeard around on your ass and probably require a shower.
by Wang_1814 June 8, 2009
Get the Alley Oopmug. by captinobvious July 1, 2011
Get the alley catzmug. Ordinarily the main piste on a ski map which joins the middle station of any European ski resort to the town, and the only way down once the lifts stop at 16:30. After which, however, it turns into an assault course of retard adult learners who are either; snowploughing down a slushy red run wining about who’s fault it was and probably blaming their skis or the snow because they don’t have the balls to put into practise what the poor ski instructor has been attempting to teach their inept sorry ass. Or, they’re making the most of their last day by skiing the length of the resort to the bottom, even though they lack the physique and brains to realise that they’re just white-trash cretins who should leave this sport to those who don’t piss their lives away in a two-star crappy apartment pretending to enjoy themselves, completely missing the whole point of skiing and being in the mountains, only to ruin the last run of the day for everyone else before catching the barf-coach to the airport for their cheapo flight home to remortgage their homes and continue their miserable existence.
Last one down gets the drinks?...Fuck that, I ain't going down spack alley on a Saturday unless we stay in this hut till dark. Get 'em in.
by Captain Cackpipe September 9, 2011
Get the spack alleymug.