airplane day

A day spent after turning your iPhone onto 'airplane mode', thus disabling facebook, texts and calls so anyone trying to reach you thinks you have no signal. Commonly used as a temporary cure for an emotional hangover, when you can't deal with the outside world untill your hangover has worn off.

Tessa: J, can't believe you got naked at the final year dinner! Have you checked fb?!
James: No way, can't deal with that shit right now... thank god it's an airplane day!

James: Dude, is your gf not pissed that you hit up every strip club in town last night?!
Mike: Not yet, i've got no 'signal'... massive airplane day!!!
James: Safe! *high fives Mike*

by dude53236 March 30, 2011

Airplane Shooting towards the sky

The trashy hack author of proud immortal demon way aka Shang Qinghua. Died eating noodles cus he dropped them onto his computer and got electrocuted. Lord of An Ding Peak (finances) somehow is the only one who knows how to do taxes, projected all his trauma and insecurities into his book ans now has to thug it out because he transmigrated there. Got no bitches because hes a loser, but that's not true cus so many of us want him. The only reason one has hands is to hold the airplane, pet the airplane, cherish the airplane, forfeit all mortal possessions to the airplane.

“Airplane shooting towards the sky you shitty hack author!”

“Omg its Airplane shooting towards the sky! Quick hand over all your mortal possessions he needs it more than you”

by Sad_Hamster January 22, 2025

Airplanize

verb.
Preparing one's backpack, purse, laptop bag, etc as a carry-on.

I had to airplanize my backpack by taking out sharp objects and putting my liquids in a quart bag.

by WorldTraveler91 February 6, 2012

Airplane song

An airplane song is a song that would sound really good to listen to on a plane. These songs have a nostalgic vibe (regardless of the age or relevance of the song) and feel memorable and free-flowing. They also have a nighttime vibe. They are neither super upbeat nor a sad ballad. Surprisingly, many popular pop songs go under this category. Some well-known examples include:

Style by Taylor Swift (and also half of that album)
Streets by Doja Cat
Ridin Solo by Jason Derulo
Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner
Into You by Ariana Grande
Attention by Charlie Puth
Be The One by Dua Lipa
I Feel it Coming by The Weeknd
Lost by Frank Ocean
Who Knew by P!nk
Wide Awake by Katy Perry(she has very many of these!)

Half of Katy Perry's discography is upbeat songs while the other half is Airplane Songs.

by StankyRats69 December 28, 2021

airplane collection

a secret code term for dick pics, usually used by someone trying to flirt and failing miserably.

Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.

by Vickie kap December 19, 2020

Speaking of Airplanes

Use to distract someone who is making a horible conversation.

WARNING:Does not work on Politians, It will make it worse.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.

by Dr.Anonymous Phd.Life September 19, 2016

Airplane Land

The liminal space that consists of interior of all airplanes and airports. It is everywhere, and it is nowhere. Time and space work differently there, and you'll never know who you'll run into.

John has been trapped in airplane land for seven hours since his flight got canceled and his itinerary changed.

by Ganondox January 6, 2023