Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being fingerbanged.

Whoa, did you see that car pass me? They were getting an average Nebraskan

by katiekat555 November 21, 2022

AverageTeaEnjoyer

a cool guy i think

hey AverageTeaEnjoyer, you a!

*combusts*

by brujyeah December 28, 2022

decently averagely tall

Taller than the average person, but not taller than tall people

i'm decently averagely taller than des

by mattfxcking December 17, 2016

The average parent

A parent with two kids of different genders, both fit into the social norm. One child is straight the other isn't. They work a 9-5 job in an office and are able to support both kids.

Jack: "Man, Kayla's parents are such the average parent."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."

by WiGgLeLiKeAsNaKe October 2, 2019

The Average Texan

The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...

R U N

The Average Texan: Hey little girl, want some candy..?
Little Girl: Sure!

You get the rest...

by FunnehBoi December 28, 2020

Blacker than your average cracker

Being White but more African American than your average White person.

Could refer to DNA test results or how you act culturally.

Yooo, I got 13 percent black on my DNA test my nigga, I'm blacker than your average cracker!!!!

by september11th2000-fun December 23, 2020

National Throw Average Height People Day

in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)

Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!

by xX_GameCrafter_69_Xx March 15, 2022