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absolute zero

the temperate at which molecular energy is at a minimum.
We would all be dead is the temperature reached absolute zero (-459 degrees F)
by ayoforkayo January 29, 2009
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absolete

A combination of 'absolute' and 'obsolete.'

This is the idea that nothing is ever really 'absolute' in the universe, and that things are destined to become 'obsolete.'

It is used to reference cynical ideology preventing progress and growth.
It was once thought impossible to fill a gigabyte of data...

Space travel is impossible...

The world was flat...

These ideas are now absolete because they were considered to be solid fact and yet were proved otherwise.
by John Jacoby August 9, 2007
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abolanle

A beautiful goddess of a woman. Can get a bit cranky at times, but she's very loyal and always fun to be around.
Man look at that Abolanle over there. She's beautiful.
by Anonymous_352 March 6, 2016
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Absolutely Flabulous

1) An insult towards an overweight person, taken from BBC sitcom The Office where main character David Brent mentions the term amongst insults shouted at him in the street. A play on words towards another BBC sitcom 'Absolutely Fabulous'.

2) A backhanded compliment.
"OI! Absolutely Flabulous!"

"What do you think?"
"Absolutely flabulous mate"
by Bobby Gigi April 19, 2008
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absolutely fucking ridiculous

beyond ridiculous. Unimaginable. Extremely stupid. Usually refers to unrealistic expectations.
A job application asking for 5 professional letters of reference in a first round of applications is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
by Janjann November 2, 2013
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absolute dog

One's lack of skill to a specific trait. Most notably first-person shooters.
Person 1: *Tries shooting enemy target*
Person 1: *Misses every shot and dies*
Person 2: Holy shit dude, you're absolute dog at this game
by Kylotastic May 14, 2021
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the person gets no fucking female's and should get some
A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches
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