by Definitely_isnt_me December 20, 2021
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Person 2: What the fuck
Person 3: He is The Kool Admin
Person 2: What the fuck
Person 3: He is The Kool Admin
by Nuclear Silo June 1, 2020
Get the The Kool Admin mug.Idi Amin (pronounced Iddy Armeen) was a Ugandan dictator. He ate 40 oranges a day for 'sex power', had lots of wives, an infectious laugh and referred to himself as 'His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular'.
He usually gets a bad rap, but like most African dictators, he was just having a bit of a laugh, really.
He usually gets a bad rap, but like most African dictators, he was just having a bit of a laugh, really.
Idi's friend: His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, do you fancy a pint tonight?
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular: No.
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular: No.
by Derek Acorah July 29, 2012
Get the Idi Amin mug.Those sad sacks of meat with questionable job titles who walk around high schools all day and tell kids to "quiet down!" and perform the essential duty of reprimanding teenage lovers for their PDA (Public Displays of Affection.) Usually the highest paid employees in the school district.
The noise in the cafeteria rose above the decibel level of a single chirping cricket, so the administration was called in to restore order.
70 children were expelled that day.
70 children were expelled that day.
by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012
Get the Administration mug.A bloodthirsty psychopath who ruled Uganda for 8 years, from 1971 to 1979. He seized power in a coup by hiring assassins to kill those in his way, gradually working up the line of succession. After he seized power, he began killing his army soldiers, as well as trying to deport Asian people.
A year or so after he gained power, he began killing thousands of tribe members. He would keep some of the people's heads in his refrigerator, and they would often feed people to crocodiles. At the height of his presidency, 50 people were thrown into a river each day.
He ended up getting his ass kicked when the military became loyal to his vice president. He escaped to Saudi Arabia, and then lived out the rest of his days in Libya.
His kill count is estimated at 500,000.
A year or so after he gained power, he began killing thousands of tribe members. He would keep some of the people's heads in his refrigerator, and they would often feed people to crocodiles. At the height of his presidency, 50 people were thrown into a river each day.
He ended up getting his ass kicked when the military became loyal to his vice president. He escaped to Saudi Arabia, and then lived out the rest of his days in Libya.
His kill count is estimated at 500,000.
by LtLemonade February 5, 2021
Get the Idi Amin mug.Short for Network Administrator, a Net Admin in some cases is an under appreciated super-technician with experience in many fields that relate to maintenance/management/setup/configuration/*etc. of a computer network and its devices that may be within or on the outside (ex. Mobile users).
Their resume by themselves require a degree in acronyms do decipher and include extensive certifications like MCSA, MCSE, CCNA, CCNP, NETWORK+, A+,Linux+, LPI (multiple levels), **etc. (just to mention some of the more well known).
A good Net Admin keeps the system working day in and day out, week after week, month to month, year after year, like to infinity and that means no holidays, weekends, or social life.
They also tolerate so much B.S. from upper level management, CTOs, clients, computer illiterate coworkers, clowns, and cross-talk. It is no wonder that they only do this for limited amount of time and then become network consultants (read #3 please) or Rogue Net Admin.
Finally, they are indispensable for businesses that use computers and should therefore receive gifts like a nice binary watch or pocket protectors for they are the ones that keep the “precious” network running.
Footnotes:
*etc. = changing desktop wallpapers, making a WORD shortcut on the desktop because users can’t find it in the start menu, and apparently fixing: televisions, programmable VCR’s, dishwashers, radios and just about anything that uses 120VAC.
**etc. = the love of acronyms in IT is amazing: MySQL, HTML, DHTML, CSS, PHP, ASP, WAN, LAN, WWAN, WIFI, PPOE, BIOS, CMOS, MOBO, SVGA, SXVGA, TCP/IP, SMTP, POP, IMAP, RAM, ROM, HDD, SSD, OS, OSI,ISO, mIRC,… that is just what comes to mind…
Their resume by themselves require a degree in acronyms do decipher and include extensive certifications like MCSA, MCSE, CCNA, CCNP, NETWORK+, A+,Linux+, LPI (multiple levels), **etc. (just to mention some of the more well known).
A good Net Admin keeps the system working day in and day out, week after week, month to month, year after year, like to infinity and that means no holidays, weekends, or social life.
They also tolerate so much B.S. from upper level management, CTOs, clients, computer illiterate coworkers, clowns, and cross-talk. It is no wonder that they only do this for limited amount of time and then become network consultants (read #3 please) or Rogue Net Admin.
Finally, they are indispensable for businesses that use computers and should therefore receive gifts like a nice binary watch or pocket protectors for they are the ones that keep the “precious” network running.
Footnotes:
*etc. = changing desktop wallpapers, making a WORD shortcut on the desktop because users can’t find it in the start menu, and apparently fixing: televisions, programmable VCR’s, dishwashers, radios and just about anything that uses 120VAC.
**etc. = the love of acronyms in IT is amazing: MySQL, HTML, DHTML, CSS, PHP, ASP, WAN, LAN, WWAN, WIFI, PPOE, BIOS, CMOS, MOBO, SVGA, SXVGA, TCP/IP, SMTP, POP, IMAP, RAM, ROM, HDD, SSD, OS, OSI,ISO, mIRC,… that is just what comes to mind…
Purely hypothetical because in reality this would not happen… too often.
Girl: So what do you do for a living?
Guy: Well, I am a “Net Admin” (thinks he’s cool)
Girl: What’s that?
Guy: A network administrator… (chick = clueless)... (uhhh simplify), I work on computers.
Girl: Oh cool, so you can fix my TV…
Girl: So what do you do for a living?
Guy: Well, I am a “Net Admin” (thinks he’s cool)
Girl: What’s that?
Guy: A network administrator… (chick = clueless)... (uhhh simplify), I work on computers.
Girl: Oh cool, so you can fix my TV…
by LightenFX December 30, 2008
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