Ashley

1. Origin is English. Name can be used for either gender; male or female.

2. A beautiful, classy name. Usually the name of a sweet, kind, wonderful woman.

However, there are exceptions. (See 3.)

3. A lying, cheating, disloyal, slutty home-wrecker. Tends to have short, frizzy hair because she bleaches and dyes it every other week. Dresses like an awkward teenager and doesn't know how to accessorize or match properly. Always looks stoned, probably because she is. Uses Halloween as an excuse to dress like a trashy whore, with her frumpy butt, cottage cheese thighs, and pudgy gut hanging out. Prefers guys in bands, but has no real standards and often sleeps with random men from clubs and bars. Also likes to make out with people of the same sex purely to get attention from the opposite sex. Despite her repulsive personality and boorish physical appearance, this Ashley is horridly arrogant. For some unknown reason she thinks she can model, and many pray that never happens because no one wants to look at her pathetic excuse for womanly curves any more than they already have to.

In the future, this particular type of Ashley will live alone with her dozen cats.
Girl 1: "Let's ask Ashley to go dancing with us!"
Girl 2: "Definitely! With her with us, we won't look nearly as slutty!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl grinding on Don?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's definitely an Ashely."
by StayAwayFromMyManPunkBitch December 14, 2010
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A horny slutty girl who teases and distracts you by wearing clothes were her tits are hanging out. She make you think your going to get some but really you never will.
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An "Ashley" is a beautiful female who doesn't take any shit from no fucking body! She is down too earth, very sweet, she can be a Bitch, but she has a great big heart. She's the type of person that everyone wants too spend time with. She loves dogs, and beautiful nature. She willing to try new things and she is outgoing. She has A1 bomb.com pussy, and a nice booty even if she doesn't think so. She frequently has trouble texting people back. She also often has someone who thinks they love her more than anyone else even dudes with girlfriends. She's that amazing and special
Ashley, A1, Amazing, beautiful, special, booty
by Dr. Deez nuts September 16, 2015
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Ashley is a name to be reckoned with. She goes by the codename "banana" and she can destroy any fruit in its way. She has a jubilant personality and she's an amazing friend. She's great to have at parties too, probably! She's awesome, talented, and simply bonkers sometimes. Melons and apples alike, have a great time online with her online.
Dude 1: Oh no I'm becoming like Ashley.
Dude 2: Hell no man, you can't be *that* awesome.
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A manipulative bitch who uses musical.ly too much and it's not like they're good either...they rlly suck. She's an asian cunt who shaves her pussy with chopsticks. Her head is a literal square..and she's still somehow failing math class. She's an absolute thot faced whore who'll never have a man bc she's too petty for anyone ever to handle without needing to hit a juul every 8.2 seconds. Also never tell her any secrets, especially who you like bc she's spread the word as far as she wants to spread her legs...but like I said, she'll never get a dick..and thus, never get a man :)
by Ih8ashlmfao October 28, 2018
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An amazing, silly, hilarious friend. She is obsessed with some weird things that some of her friends do not like. An all-round incredible person.
"Omg Ashley is so funny"
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A name given to a boy at birth by his parents knowingly he'll be bullied into becoming the ultimate form of sly and savage one day!
Let's name our son Ashley so that we can raise one hell of a Savage
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