a very clueless person who is often idiotic. They love sugar and cake and are often fat. They are best friends with dumbos and sisters with a stupid idiot. They are destined to be a elf, astronaut, a ballerina and a mom. They are pretty awesome but not as awesome as dumbos. They try crossfit but fall a lot.
Person 1: Hey Fat Ape
Person 2: Hi Dumbo
Person 2: I hope you die
Person 2: It is likely afterall, I am a fat ape
Person 2: Hi Dumbo
Person 2: I hope you die
Person 2: It is likely afterall, I am a fat ape
by CoolioDumbo December 12, 2017
Nothing can change the ape of shames to come. Political extremists often act in a subhuman manner and project shame onto opponents.
by I, Wreckerrr April 10, 2021
A celebratory holiday for all things ape-related, specifically for the celebration of apes themselves. (Not to be confused or conflated with Monkey Day)
June 27 is Ape Day!
by primieser May 29, 2021
AP Lunch is an AP class that will give you double lunch, and the food is way more better! Usually in the AP Lunch test it will test your speed of finishing your lunch and you will have to write a free response of how your spaghetti tastes.
Person A: Hey, I got AP Lunch this year!
Person B: There's AP Lunch?
Person A: Of coz!
Person B: Troll face
Person B: There's AP Lunch?
Person A: Of coz!
Person B: Troll face
by Google Chrome March 01, 2012
a) when a ape is scalded with anything that scalds, it is reported that they have unimaginable speed as they run.
b) often refered to cars or motorcyles with an overly large amount of Horse Power and are able to accelerate quickly and achieve high speeds.
c) when describing someone that either 1. runs very quickly to avoid danger 2. just runs quickly or 3. anything fast
b) often refered to cars or motorcyles with an overly large amount of Horse Power and are able to accelerate quickly and achieve high speeds.
c) when describing someone that either 1. runs very quickly to avoid danger 2. just runs quickly or 3. anything fast
The robber entered the convenince store and pulled out a large caliber handgun. My friend Jason, seeing the gun, ran out the back door like a Scalded Ape.
by yellowjacket_34 September 06, 2008
NFT’s are in ape season.
by nftmaxi March 12, 2021
---The very definition of Hell. You will go insane by the end of the year after reading boring walls of text and memorizing what happened in some random ass date like 1666, June 6.
---If you look in the index of an Ap Euro textbook for the word “war”, it will go on for 10 pages. You will have to know insignificant facts such as what the fuck is some-nonvital-guy-who-does-something-like-mop-the-Cistine-Chapel-floor’s hair color and have the shitty realization that some-important-guy-who changed-the-very-history-of-Europe won’t even be on the test anywhere. You will be forced to know the difference between Prince Edward Cuntlicker of Twattington XIXXVI; of the 2nd branch of the Fuckmylife family and Edwerd Nopeshit of Nopesville XXIXIV; of the 5th branch of the Putmeoutofmymisery dynasty.
---AP Euro will suck your fun and free time into its endless void of despair and frustration. You will have a mental breakdown before AND after every test, and cry when you look at the first question because you know you’re screwed for the rest.
---Your very nightmares will be filled with AP Euro. You will develop a phobia of AP Euro. You will feel the urge to burn all your homework and notes after graduating the class (if you even can): laughing maniacally into the sunset with the satisfaction of never seeing it again in your life…only to curl into a fetal position and crap yourself when you find out about AP US history. But hey, Harvard’s worth it….right?
---If you look in the index of an Ap Euro textbook for the word “war”, it will go on for 10 pages. You will have to know insignificant facts such as what the fuck is some-nonvital-guy-who-does-something-like-mop-the-Cistine-Chapel-floor’s hair color and have the shitty realization that some-important-guy-who changed-the-very-history-of-Europe won’t even be on the test anywhere. You will be forced to know the difference between Prince Edward Cuntlicker of Twattington XIXXVI; of the 2nd branch of the Fuckmylife family and Edwerd Nopeshit of Nopesville XXIXIV; of the 5th branch of the Putmeoutofmymisery dynasty.
---AP Euro will suck your fun and free time into its endless void of despair and frustration. You will have a mental breakdown before AND after every test, and cry when you look at the first question because you know you’re screwed for the rest.
---Your very nightmares will be filled with AP Euro. You will develop a phobia of AP Euro. You will feel the urge to burn all your homework and notes after graduating the class (if you even can): laughing maniacally into the sunset with the satisfaction of never seeing it again in your life…only to curl into a fetal position and crap yourself when you find out about AP US history. But hey, Harvard’s worth it….right?
“I aced AP Euro with an A+, but I’m sure my tendency to become a sadistic serial killer skyrocketed.”
“I’ve broken every friendship I’ve ever had and dumped my Gf to actually do decently in AP Euro. I even have weekend homework. Goodbye childhood.”
"AP Euro is love, AP Euro is life. Lol jk sarcasm guise-wait dont grab that shotgun!"
"You will never know the bliss of sleep ever again with AP Euro! You’ll either have to go through school sleep deprived or drink 17 cups of coffee a day. It's great! *Eye twitches*"
“Ima graduate high school with a 5.0 from classes like AP Euro to enter Harvard but afterwards have no idea what to do and companies will pay me the same amount as a high school dropout gets in my job.”
“I have a test for AP Euro tomorrow.” *Punches self in face for 2 hours*
"I failed the finals...WHY?!? *Mass murders then commits suicide*"
"Why do we have to learn the difference between these two pricks? They’re literally father and son and did basically the same thing!"
“I’ve broken every friendship I’ve ever had and dumped my Gf to actually do decently in AP Euro. I even have weekend homework. Goodbye childhood.”
"AP Euro is love, AP Euro is life. Lol jk sarcasm guise-wait dont grab that shotgun!"
"You will never know the bliss of sleep ever again with AP Euro! You’ll either have to go through school sleep deprived or drink 17 cups of coffee a day. It's great! *Eye twitches*"
“Ima graduate high school with a 5.0 from classes like AP Euro to enter Harvard but afterwards have no idea what to do and companies will pay me the same amount as a high school dropout gets in my job.”
“I have a test for AP Euro tomorrow.” *Punches self in face for 2 hours*
"I failed the finals...WHY?!? *Mass murders then commits suicide*"
"Why do we have to learn the difference between these two pricks? They’re literally father and son and did basically the same thing!"
by InsensitivePrick September 24, 2014