AP Biology

A time and mind-consuming vortex of dispair, from which there is no excape. It destroys GPA's, self esteem, and dreams of one day becoming a biologist.

I used to get at least 7 hours of sleep every night, but now I have to study for AP Biology and only get 3.

AP Biology by Cherting March 14, 2008

AP Stoner

A student who excels in AP courses and advanced level classes, but still enjoys smoking weed regularly. As AP classes have become more popular, the term AP stoner has become necessary to distinguish AP nerds from those who still know how to have a good time.

Joe: Dude, I smoked a fat blunt with Jack last night, we got RIPPED.
Tom: Jack smokes? I thought he was a nerd since he takes so many AP classes.
Joe: No, Jack's an AP stoner, he's smart as hell but he loves smoking dank.

AP Stoner by RogerTheGreat August 11, 2009

AP English 

HELL

AP English takes place in hell.

AP English by sunnydictator September 20, 2009

AP Test 

suicide that costs $95. slow and painful, lasts about 4 hours.

good luck on your ap test, i'll see you on the other side.

AP Test by ap euro nerds May 6, 2010

AP US History 

A course designed to cause brain implosion/explosion immediately before finals and AP test. Topics covered include everything from 1500 to today. Students sit and listen to lectures during class daydreaming about how death must be much better than AP US History. Students are expected to fail tests and teachers will give no curves. Scoring below 50% on an all multiple-choice test is common. Three-hundred or more vocabulary words are required every week or so - and if you split the work with other students, the teacher turns psychobitch about it. Busy work is common and students spend 3-4 hours per night on it, provided they want to pass the class. The average student continues the work for about 9-18 weeks then decides he/she doesn't give a damn anymore.

On May 19, 1775, Ben Franklin was wearing what color shirt?

"Today we are gathered here to remember a beloved student, whose suicide was caused by stress in AP US History..."

"We will have a test every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, a project every week, and 2-3 DBQs and essays per week."

AP US History by HacZ Emm May 8, 2008

ap statistics 

the unwanted lovechild of math and english.

i hate ap statistics

ap statistics by jellybean121 October 7, 2009

AP Environmental

The I-don't-feel-like-taking-a-science-class, science class.

Person: Hey, I'm taking Physics next year, you?
Person 2: Chem was brutal. I signed up for AP Environmental
Person: Sick.

AP Environmental by ya home girl, lizzie marie May 9, 2014