ambucab

What most (once respectable) Emergency Medical Services Vehicles have been turned into by the Ignorant, Stupid, Lazy people in major cities. see also Medicare/Medicaid MEDICAB, "MY RIDE".

Also, Used to be resected on the roads, but after the invention of the cell phone, is Ignored, REGARDLESS of the 400w of sirens, 2 AIRHORNS, A 400w Public Address System, and STROBING RED LIGHTS!
By many people on the road. (Usually blond and female, but a recent trend shows a rapid increase of Males in Imports.

What many expect for calling 911 @ 3 am because their baby won't stop crying, or need a free ride out of nowhereville.
Once known as an Ambulance, and was used for racing aginst the Reaper, now used as a taxi, Thus AmbuCab!

by The Feline Medic January 11, 2009

Ambush Sodomy

A synonym for suprise buttsecks. When you fuck someone in the ass without informing them first.

I gave her some ambush sodomy.

by Your mom's mom's mom's sister October 19, 2008

Purple Ambush

When a black man tries to have anal sex with you without your permission.

I was walking down the road and dropped a quarter, when i bent down to get it, a black man purple ambushed me!

by I nevah' knew my fathaaaa" December 20, 2010

appalachian ambush

when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and before he cums he pulls out his dick from her pussy and drops spit on her ass crack at the same time to make her think he is done then when she turns around to finish him off he blasts her in the face with his jizz

ass pussy cum jizz sex appalachian ambush

by papajapeto September 11, 2010

Ambush

a play on words denoting an instance where one places a phone call, or sends a text or email, while intoxicated on Ambien.

I chased an Ambien with a Mimosa and then Ambushed Eric with a phone call telling him how much I loved him.

by Crackapleez May 4, 2010

ambulance chaser

Lawyer. 'nuff said.

Oh, that Bonkers Ambulance Chaser!

by Paul Carney September 22, 2003

Ambulance Driver

1. An EMT that doesn't do patient care in the back of the rig. Often found at medical transport companies but sometimes find their way onto a squad, they will show up for their shift incredibly early so as to beat their partner to the dispatch office and be the first one to take the keys. Will proceed to hold a death grip on those keys until the end of the shift, not letting them out of their sight for a single second. Have selective hearing of such words as "it's my turn to drive now", "it's your turn to be in the back" or "How about we switch places on this run?". Will often use such phrases as "Dispatch told me not to let you drive", "I was in the back all day yesterday" or the ever popular "The senior man always drives the rig."

2. What stupid people call EMTs and Paramedics, especially those employed in medical transport.

1. EMT1: Hey, who's your partner today?
EMT2: (Looks at paper) Ummm, I've got Vicky today.
EMT1: (laughs) Have fun, I had her yesterday, she is such an ambulance driver.
EMT2: Awww, damn it!

2. Stupid Girl: So tell me about yourself, what do you do for a living?
EMT Guy: I work for ABC Medical Transport.
Stupid Girl: Oh, like one of those ambulance drivers I see at the hospital?
EMT Guy: No, genius, I'm an EMT, an Emergency Medical Technichan. Working at ABC is just a job until I finish paramedic school and get a real job.
Stupid Girl: Para what?
EMT Guy: Nevermind!

by Jay Dog January 29, 2010