i almost got head

to almost get head, to fail to recieve head

dee: hey alare give me head
alare: no... maybe
dee: man five john i almost got head

by john bennett May 2, 2007

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

by Hybaj May 7, 2011

sorta almost kinda maybe

Replaces the word maybe

Kid#1: Hey, you wanna rent a movie?
Kid#2: Sorta almost kinda maybe.

by {HR}Cloud October 28, 2006

You almost thirty!

Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.

Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair.
Him: You almost thirty! Come on now!

by Bell07 February 3, 2008

I'm almost there

I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.

Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!

by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021

liquidity almost children

Cum

"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"

by Mc_Lovin_42090 May 2, 2018

Ya Almost Spilled Ma Oats!!!

A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.

Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....

YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!

by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018