Alfred alfer

a traumatized, mentally ill dog named Alfred Alfer, who tries to forget about his abusive childhood by imagining himself in a happy fantasy world. In the videos, his alter-ego, Dictator Pickles, emerges, who is an Ax-Crazy psychopath who dreams of world domination.

Alfred alfer is crazy man

by shyistic August 16, 2021

Pulling an Alford

Skipping or dropping out of school in order to work at McDonald's.

"Where's Tamokai?"
"Oh, he's pulling an Alford"

by Vasso63 May 28, 2016

Alfred

Sweet handsome guy and is really smart.

wow! he's an Alfred

by Mr. *OOF* April 16, 2019

alfano

a group of people, often a family, who are italian gangstas

those alfanos, damnn, they could bust a cap in yo ass.

by j-izz-ax August 20, 2006

alfaiaz

If you find an Alfaiaz, you've found gold. They're beautiful, funny, get all the girls, loved by everyone, trustworthy, they're good at everything they do and are just straight perfect.

"Hey are you an Alfaiaz?"
" yes why"
" cos you're perfect "

by JackTheZipper October 13, 2013

alfrida

Alfrida is a very beautiful and funny person. She loves to do sports but hate going out of bed.

But, watch out she is intolerante against gluten!

Everybody loves an Alfrida!

Omg, its alfrida, I wish I was like her!

by Hejdååååå December 12, 2016

Alfie Johnson

An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.

The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.

Fuck You Man, Why are you acting like an Alfie Johnson.... I need that Burger to survive!

by Sergeant Gay-ming August 11, 2017