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boo status

Someone in your life who is actually worth your time. They aren't a bustdown or a booty call, they have attained the boo status.
Oh, sorry I didn't answer my phone. I was on the other line with the boo status.

Oh you know Raheem? Yea girl, he got that boo status.
by Lindsational January 26, 2009
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Status Abuse

The act of posting your entire life onto Facebook and Twitter
John Smith: is walking towards the car

John Smith: is getting into the car

John Smith: forgot his keys and closed the door...
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser
by errington1010 March 26, 2010
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pancake status

when (especially while in college) one eats pancakes for dinner. mostly because the mix is the only food left.
I reached pancake status every night this week! And need to go get more food.
by jmoney76 November 30, 2010
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KB Status

Starting to pregame way too early before going out and becoming extremely intoxicated. (blood alc level of 3.0 to be exact)

Complete Blackout

Waking up in the hospital, still drunk, with multiple IV's in your arm with your nurse telling you how you tried to hit her and they had to use restraints
Yeah she blacked out and woke up in the hospital. She started taking shots at like noon. Total KB Status!

Let's get KB Status tonight!

Look at that guy. Total KB Status
by Batie Kell May 23, 2011
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chewbacca status

When one person is speaking English so badly that you cannot understand them.
Guy 1: "Yo, that dude at the gas station was totally on chewbacca status."

Guy 2: "Word, I couldn't understand a word he said."
by Selam June 11, 2006
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ass status

a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.
"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status
by amleblanc14 April 14, 2010
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Status creeper

Someone who obsessively reads and judges other people's status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own.
Yeah, Jess knows everything about everyone...I thought she never checked in on Facebook, but I guess she's a status creeper.
by Leashla March 23, 2011
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