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Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house

It means you're being a douche who brags.
Yes Steve, but don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house.
by B Talented April 28, 2011
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rock-a-silly

Young people who are still trying to decide which genre to represent, and they didn't cut it in the punk rock or metal scene, so they jumped on the rock-a-billy train. They like to think that because they own a coy of Grease, that they are in some sort of secret greaser club. They are usually identified by 3 to 4 inch-high pompadours, tatoos depicting tribal flames (which actually came about in the nineties), driving import cars or PT Cruisers (or bumming a ride in their girlfriend's Toyota or Hyundai.) They often wear their pant cuffs rolled up about 4 to 6 inches high, and sport excessively long chains on their wallets, so as to prevent theft of their wad of cash they earned at some fast-food joint. You can also spot them pulling their pack of smokes from their rolled up tee-shirt sleeve, and if they are out of smokes, may be seen htting up their pimply girlfriend for her last Virginia Slims (and a match). Then watch them as they pass a store window, stop and check their hairdo, then fix it with the greasy black comb they keep in their back pocket of their starched jeans. Frequently seen at psychobilly concerts or asking for an application at a Hot Topic store.
"Look at that rock-a-silly! Wasn't he into punk or emo last year?"
by KevDog January 11, 2008
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Rocking A Slater

Pooping while facing backwards on a toilet; much like AC Slater would sit in a chair.
- Why the hell would you sit backwards to take a shit?
- Dude, I'm rocking a slater
by hoshbrown41 January 14, 2009
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twelve rocks in a box

a jury. You, and eleven of your fellow citizens if you've ever served jury duty. Derogatory, may be used by defense or prosecution counsel if you came back with a verdict that went against them.
"The guy had a .15 BAC, hit a parked car, and puked on the officer, but those twelve rocks in a box came back with a "Not Guilty". Can you believe it? I need to do insurance law..."
by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008
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rock-a-bye

It's an interjection, always used to settle a baby or child down to sleep.
"rock-a-bye, Baby," sang Alfred in strident tones and he swung the child high in his arms.
by Rockbabe! January 4, 2018
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rocks a monkeys ass

Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.
I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.
by CMorgan April 25, 2006
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Rock a J

1) Used to describing rocking a jerk-off.

2) Jerking off; performing masturbation; on your cock.
Man; I couldn't sleep... Had to rock a J to get tired.

Gonna eat; go home; and rock a J.

Dude; I rocked 3 J's last night.
by Johnny John John John? January 3, 2011
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