by WILTEOUT January 28, 2015
Get the posermug. Someone Who either dosent skate or sucks badly at it. and who wears skate brand cloths and talks shit about good skaters, and lies about tricks they cant do.
poser: dued i just landed a 12 stair yesterday
skater: cool, let me see you do it!
Poser: umm...... i..... i have some other things to do mabey later.
skater: poser.
skater: cool, let me see you do it!
Poser: umm...... i..... i have some other things to do mabey later.
skater: poser.
by eddiethek May 27, 2010
Get the Posermug. that one kid who says that they skate while they use a penny board or ripstik, if they even use something at all, while still pretending to be a pro skater dude.
*enters zumiez*
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”
by bequeef October 30, 2019
Get the posermug. A kid who is usually a loser, so they try to act and dress like other people to become popular. They will pretend they can do things like skateboarding or bmx, but when asked to show you they will say they don't feel like it. They will also listen to the same music as everyone else when last week they listened to classical music. They often say they like the artists their friends like but can't name any of their songs.
Jeff: Look at Jim over there, he wears Element shirts and Dc shoes... he probably can't even skate
Alexander: Don't worry about that poser.
Alexander: Don't worry about that poser.
by Jman313 June 24, 2012
Get the posermug. One who adopts the stylistic and overall aesthetic traits of a group or movement, without actually considering the attitude, ideals and lifestyle of said group.
Guy 1: Well, I got my Suicidal Tendencies hat, Bad Brains T-shirt, Dickies work pants with studded belt, Vans Sk8 HIs and knee high socks. I'm officially a HARDCORE SKATER! WOOH!!!
Guy 2: Hey Dude, I noticed your gear man. Suicidal's one of my favorite bands man! I bet you must skate as well! Those Hi-tops are so good for vert, the waffle grip is amazing!
Guy 1: ...Aaaah, nah man I dont skate.
Guy 2: Oh ok, well what's your favorite Bad Brains song?
Guy 1: *bemused* I don't know dude, I've never actually listened to them before.
Guy 2: ...F**KING POSER!!!
Guy 2: Hey Dude, I noticed your gear man. Suicidal's one of my favorite bands man! I bet you must skate as well! Those Hi-tops are so good for vert, the waffle grip is amazing!
Guy 1: ...Aaaah, nah man I dont skate.
Guy 2: Oh ok, well what's your favorite Bad Brains song?
Guy 1: *bemused* I don't know dude, I've never actually listened to them before.
Guy 2: ...F**KING POSER!!!
by SilkySkills February 7, 2013
Get the Posermug. by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Posermug. 1.Someone who pretends to like a certain thing to amuse a certain crowd.
2.Someone who pretends to like something they know little about just because there friends or people they know like it.
2.Someone who pretends to like something they know little about just because there friends or people they know like it.
Person one: "Dude did you hear about Daft Punks new album?
Person two: "What new album?"
Person one: "There new album it was so overhyped! It's called Random Access
Memories!"
Person two: "Oh yeah! That one!"
Person one: Yeah! Don't you love Get Lucky?
Person two: "Yeah I know I listed to it like 100 times! Which album is it
From again?"
Person one: "Dude.... Your such a poser."
Person two: "What new album?"
Person one: "There new album it was so overhyped! It's called Random Access
Memories!"
Person two: "Oh yeah! That one!"
Person one: Yeah! Don't you love Get Lucky?
Person two: "Yeah I know I listed to it like 100 times! Which album is it
From again?"
Person one: "Dude.... Your such a poser."
by umdum9 June 22, 2014
Get the Posermug.