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Melvin

Handsome, great at football, Hates jake paul, And better than any Ethen
by XD ETHEN SUCKS November 17, 2017
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Melvin

Melvin (also known as the chinese emperor Xi Ling) is revolutionary for the scientific world.

Melvin is the first neandertal reborn in modern time, this is made possible through his love for Billys pan pizza, which reincarnated him in 2008.

He has a total of 2 braincells that are both fighting for third place. Both his chromosones and height in centimeters are 176.

His name was declared in 2009 as another word for autism.
Melvin has a history of anger issues related to the popular game For Honor. Symptoms of Melvin being close to the game can cause him to scream racial slurs, brutally molest his microphone and destroy keyboards.

To prevent these agrevating symptoms he needs to have a parental figure within 10 meters of him at all times, and making him play at night has proven him to calm down.

His haircut (a buzzcut) has granted him access to engage in conversations with monkeys such as chimpanzees, orangutangs and the infamous Herr Nillson.

We suspect that he was raised by monkeys in his youth, which causes this abnormal behaviour.
Last but not least, his monkey based raising causes him to grow hair like a true chimp. He startet the rumors of bigfoot when he was skating and trying to do a macaroni tripple mcflurry flip with a backslick.
Person 1: Is he aucustic?
Person 2: Yes hes a bit on the Melvin side of the spectrum.

Patient: Give it to me straight doc, how did my autism test go?
Doctor: Im afraid that you tested 100% positive for Melvin'tism.
Patient: Dag nab it

Melvin: I passed the test. It told me that im artistic.
Doctor: No it said that you are autistic, is your name Melvin my any chance?

Person 1: Is that a monkey?
Person 2: No I think thats Melvin?
Melvin: Ooga Booga
by Xi Ping January 22, 2024
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Melvin

Thug ass n***a
Watch out for those Melvins. They will fuck you up.
by Melvins and mondays April 24, 2023
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Melvin

A weirdo, loser, freak. Someone you would not want to be seen with in public.
"I don't want to hang out with them dad, they're total Melvins"
by Phlembzombie April 29, 2024
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Melvined

To make incredibly bad bets which you can't cover. To such a degree that it could fuck up everything in the known world.

As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.
Holy shit we just Melvined the whole fucking thing.
by PuppetJustice November 20, 2021
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Melvin

A type of wedgie given from the front, displacing the penis and squashing the testicles
Joe and Ethan were playing a wedgie game. They did rock, paper, sizzors in rounds of ten. Whoever lost one round, they got a wedgie from the back. Joe won the first round. Ethan turned round and Joe dug into his trousers and seized his red calvin klien boxer-briefs and gave him a wedgie. Ethan giggled as he felt his underwear go in between his ass cheeks. They went again. Joe hit a rock and Ethan hit sizzors, he lost again! Ethan sighed but laughed as he stood facing Joe. Joe laughed as he pulled up Ethan's shirt and sized the front of his red calvin Klien boxer-briefs, Joe tugged them right up to Ethan's stomach, giving him a melvin, displacing his penis and squashing his testicles. Good for Ethan that he won the next round and tugged Joe's white Topman boxer-briefs hard up his ass.
by Spectreactivecamo December 3, 2021
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Melvin

Another word to describe a nerd
There a tattletale, annoying, teachers pet, and brags about there IQ even though no one cares
by THErizzQUEEN June 7, 2023
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