jean jerky

Jean Jerky : The male sexual organ or some may call it Cock, Penis, DIck or Wiener. Also Known as Trouser Trout, One eyed purple womb weasel, Shlong, Dong, Wanker, Big Johnson and Meat Stick.

Scientists claim jean jerky is a combination of male camel toe and aging in an arid environment

On a long road trip the Judy said to jimmy "Im Hungry" Jimmy replied "Come get some of this jean jerky"

by Mr Really Awesom May 14, 2015

Momma Jeans

A high-class pair of jeans, a "wealthy" pair of jeans

"Hey what's good my guy - oh shit - that's a nice pair of momma jeans"

by ironic mf November 5, 2019

laura jean

Laura jean’s are typically strong, hard headed, they fucking know what they want and they’re gonna get it. They are hard to put into words; unique just like the name. If you’re lucky enough to meet a Laura jean don’t let that biddy go.

Boy: hey what’s your name?

Girl: Laura jean

Boy: oh shit what’s up LJ

by Yardikno2 December 11, 2019

Billie's Jeans

Found on Michael Jackson's bed.

Cop:we searched MJ's house and all we found was a pair of Jeans.
Mother:OMG that's Billie's Jeans
(Distant hehe heard in background)

by Meaty Maestro May 29, 2019

Jean Juice

The moist remnants of precum left in your pants after a boner has came and gone.

Alright bro, I was standing there dick game on hard and this bitch grinding on me left me feeling that Jean Juice running down my leg.

by WEB Dabois January 22, 2020

jean ralphio

An eccentric character from the television show Parks and Recreation. Known to be slightly crazy, and head in the clouds. Uses songs to accentuate words often. Many, many, great quotes (totally should look them up).

Sally: Ugh, I hate how today is going.

Roger: Well, as Jean Ralphio once said, 'When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelery and you go clubbin'.

Sally: That didn't help at all, but thank you.

by klondikebaryoulldoanythingfor June 18, 2017

Pussy jeans

The article of clothing you are wearing when you don't have the balls to do something.

You must have your pussy jeans on Mitchell, grow a pair and take the goon to school.

by Yourboythirtytwo3 March 2, 2017