wayne tie

a characteristic of LBJ cafeteria lunches; something with a definitive vomitacious taste

dood those cardboard chicken nuggets are completely wayne tie

by modan November 1, 2004

Tie Dye

The FUCKING shirt that MIDDLE SCHOOL SLUTS will wear to attract big dicks.

Hey, look. That girl is wearing TIe DYE!!@32

by Bommyyer November 30, 2017

tie off

Office slang : masturbate furiously while at work. Usually in a conspicuous space and getting away with it.

Gareth said he was going to the photocopier to tie off.

by Mr John Gilbert esq. July 14, 2006

tie fire

the art of connecting your foot or hand to one's posterior in a swift motion

if you kids don't get somewhere and sit down, i'm gonna tie fire to dat ass

by mr. goodbar November 10, 2006

bolo tie

A short tie comprised of a piece of string brought together by a decorative circle device. The loop created goes around your neck and excess string hangs down. Popular in the South West.

People from the East that wear bolo ties suck

by BoloT May 26, 2009

pearl tie

When a man masterbates and ejaculates on himself all the way up to the neck creating a tie of sperm down said man's chest.
Think pearl necklace, but for men.

Damn! I gave myself a pearl tie this morning!

by Daniel Francis Haber February 19, 2008

tie one on

get fucking drunk

We went out last night to tie one on, but his biatch showed up and ruined the whole thing

by phil August 10, 2003