safety square

A condom: a square packaged device that provides safety during sex

Guy: I want sex but I don't have condoms
Girl: don't worry I got some safety squares

by BlasterHawk October 18, 2017

safety swipe

A match made on Tinder with a person you only thought was kind of cute instead of the person you really wanted to match with. Alternately, a match with a thottie instead of a hottie.

Man, I keep getting matched with all my safety swipes.

by clutchins June 24, 2015

Safety Goggles

When someone has on sunglasses for the sole purpose of looking at tits.

Guy 1: Nice shades.

Guy 2: These? They're just my safety goggles.

by S.E.D. June 06, 2011

Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation

Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess

by Captainsafetysquatter June 15, 2018

safety fart

Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs

Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option

by howard1976 June 10, 2014

Safety Paper

The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.

"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."

by steezeMcbean August 14, 2011

Safety Third

The old expression means; whatever it is you are doing, it first and secondly ain't safety.

The roofing crew will be on the project tomorrow regardless of the potential for ice overnight, safety third.

by COTrapper March 23, 2022