A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition
It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!
by Winter of '85 May 11, 2018
1. When an organism willingly and proudly lowers itself below its normal sanitary conditions for its own pleasure.
by archbishopsixth June 28, 2012
by Slowpro June 21, 2021
(verb) a furious combination of jerking and sucking a jizzrod. Typically performed by prostitutes or those with much experience in the penile arts.
I picked up this dirty whore over on the bridge, took her around the way, and then let her root-honk until her gums got sore. Finally she showed me her shaved snatch, and there it went!
by the big dog July 13, 2006
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by ralf May 16, 2004
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