jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men

Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.

by John1199 August 30, 2019

Jared

The worst fortnite player in the world

Omg! Kaelan is so much better than Jared in Fortnite

by A random eliete member February 11, 2019

Jared

Jared is any bad word in the dictionary. Hypocritical, fake, a liar, you will never know if he’s a good guy or a bad guy. he’ll leave you guessing and that’s the worse part because he’ll always come out in the end as the most shittiest person you could love. Don’t trust any J’s so easily they’re the most confusing people you’ll meet.

“OH THATS A JARED be careful”

by From the best December 27, 2018

jared

A 19 year old who never fucking learned how to read

what up, I'm jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.

by doesanyonevenusethisanymore March 11, 2018

Jared

Baby shark.... meaning small dick

Man that guy Jared has a baby shark

by AliiiB April 12, 2019

Jared

no bitches, tiny cock, gets men, uses cum for hair styling.

Jared gets no bitched

by urban da urban April 4, 2022

Jared

He is a wiener! He doesn’t deserve anything he gets and he is the most ANNNOOYYYIIINNNGGGGG person on earth. He will take advantage of your kindness and he will make sure he always gets what he wants. He will never say he’s sorry and he’s a complete jackass!!

Calls mom at work:“Mom can u tell Jared to stop bothering me”

by lala136 December 31, 2018