Kitten Hammer

Colloquial British Slang for a Penis.
Origins lie in the popular myth, that every time you masturbate, a Kitten dies.

Yo, Frinton, If your Wrongcock Brother gets his Kitten Hammer out anywhere near my Sister again, I'm going to cut the fucker off, and feed it to my Pitbulls, Ok?

by BadBeast December 07, 2009

White hammer

A dick so big, it makes black hammers look small

N- Wow have you seen his white hammer?
M- no, I thought he had a small one , like Thomas?
N- No, his is fucking huge

by Crangles February 02, 2016

Lifestyle Hammer

Derived from the skateboarding culture, where 'hammer' means a really difficult trick, usually involving some danger. Like busting a trick on a handrail or set of stairs. Lifestyle hammers are the same principle, but involving non-skateboarding situations.

Stormy: oi woody rip that bong bro.
Woody: nahhh dude iv already had like 5 cones.
Stormy: cmon dude it'll be a mad lifestyle hammer

Today I drove manual in traffic while eating a mcchicken meal on the run. It was a mad lifestyle hammer.

by LT SK8 September 09, 2011

the deli hammer

fisting using mayonaise as the primary lubricant

the deli hammer gave me this ecoli infection

by oscar meyer69 November 25, 2010

hammer cunt

A level reached after, douchebag
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.

"Here we go again, Jarod is being a hammer cunt"

by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017

hammered doggy

to be extremely hungover from an especially hard night of drinking or to lose at a video game

ryan is one hammered doggy!

by randalslightly March 31, 2011

hymen-hammer

{NOUN}
A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to pecker or woody.

{VERB}
To penetrate the vagina of a virgin female with your penis.

"I sure gave that poodle a good Hymen-Hammering with my 15 inch Hymen-Hammer!!!"

by zoldrin February 26, 2004