goose

a dumb person

You a goose for sayin that!

by olivia July 29, 2003

Goose

The plural form of goose is geese for only two birds. where as gooses is for three or more.

there are many gooses in the world. and i want to eat some geese (2)

by moosey July 08, 2004

goosed

To be hit upon/sexually harrassed by an unattractive male

"Oh my god, I got totally goosed on last night"

"Can you please stop goosing on me?"

"AHAHAHA, you got goosed!"

by htown language May 16, 2008

goose

(verb) The act of goosing, or to goose. When one does something amazing in a manner that Gary French would do so, or in many instances, when Gary French does literally anything. ie. To Goose is to actively be like Gary. See also: Gee

~Oh yo kid, is he STILL sleeping? It's 7 at night! He is totally goosin' it.
~Oh, hey, baby, did he just eat ALL the peanut butter cups? Dude, quite goosin' all the good candy!
~I didn't go to class today, I totally goosed it.
~Let's totally goose it all night, get totally goosed, and then order pizza, play the movie game and Gears of War.
~Yo, I just goosed that girl.

by Pumpkin King November 27, 2007

Goose

1. Any one of a group of birds of the duck family, intermediate between ducks and swans.
2. Someone who is very sexually active.
3. With the word "Proffessor" as a prefix, it means a cool, funny, intelligent and loveable guy.

1. See that bird over there, its a goose!
2. Terrence the pimp is such a goose, sometimes I think his cock mighjt fall off!
3.You know Tom Browne? He's so great,I'd call him a Proffessor Goose.

by Tom Browne July 31, 2005

goose!

GOOSE!: what you holler when you poke a finger down someones a-crack

taking the action of running a finger down exposed crack in a jabbing manner, simultaneosly yelling 'GOOSE!'

by Alyx Kerr March 04, 2007

goose

V. To have Sex, To Fuck

"what you doin after school with mary jane? GOOSE?!"
"Yup, I GOOSED those already"

by goosing May 10, 2007