A person who is excessively frugal and stingy. This person is known to hoard resources and will often go to great lengths to save a small amount of money, such as licking the adhesive off of mailing stamps to reuse them.
"I can't believe she licked the glue off that stamp to reuse it, she's such a card licker."
"I was trying to split the bill with him but he acted like he had no money, he's definitely a card licker."
"I was trying to split the bill with him but he acted like he had no money, he's definitely a card licker."
by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023
Get the card lickermug. A lulzy term for business card. A doxness card contains nearly all the necessary personal information of a person needed to order him pizzas, catering services, escorts, tow trucks and other wonderful services.
by T3HHYENAS May 26, 2011
Get the doxness cardmug. by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022
Get the report cardmug. a) A fragile condition.
b) Song by Radiohead from the In Rainbows album. The song depicts a man's love for a haughty girl. Although they can't be lovers but they can be lovers in denial.
b) Song by Radiohead from the In Rainbows album. The song depicts a man's love for a haughty girl. Although they can't be lovers but they can be lovers in denial.
by WandererAboveSeaofFog May 23, 2022
Get the House of Cardsmug. When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.
Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.
Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards
Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.
Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards
Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!
by Violet Jennifer Rose August 22, 2014
Get the stink cardmug. by Marceline Abadeer June 30, 2015
Get the card warsmug. flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.
Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.
Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"
Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.
Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"
by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010
Get the Hooker Cardsmug.