david baker

A total bitch who complains about not having enough money for video games, and his best friend is a husbando pillow of Kirito from SAO.
david baker: Where's my husbando pillow?
by wavyfleet March 04, 2017
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marcus baker

hot = marcus baker
by louisstyles May 13, 2021
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Ted Baker

An impeccably perfect clothing brand that is only suited for the top .01% of the economic demographic of the world. Often worn by guys that shoot 80 while playing a little “degen (Degenerate) golf” and own houses in numerous high mortgaged residential townships such as Atherton and Malibu.
-“Yo Flores, your jacket is really nice”
-“I mean come on, of course it’s nice, its Ted Baker”
by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee November 02, 2022
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christian baker

An amazing person who is alway there for everyone he is fun to hang out with and a beast at video games he is so awesome. And is a special person everyone what's to be him....😂😍😍
by Justabigtowngirl December 20, 2016
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Baker Maneuver

From the character 'Hannah Baker' from the show "13 reasons why", the Baker maneuver is to slit ones wrists and bleed out in the tub; like Hannah Baker did.
Dude 1: I'm so sick of this place, I might just hit the Baker maneuver

Dude 2: Dude same
by AirJordan03 April 15, 2017
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t-baker

(adj) 1) A garden gnome or any other small tumor faced creature including dwarves.

(adj) 2) A person who is born with blonde hair and under-developed vocal cords, most likely due to the fact they were born early

(adj) 3) Any of a number of relatives to a small gnome like creature that once lived in a tree outside of the Chili's on Long Island NY
ex) 1)-
Tim- hey man did you hear that?

Jim- yea dude it sounded like a small woodland creature, omg its over there LOOK!

Tim- oh its just a t-baker, not to worry

ex) 2)-
Anthony- kevin you can hear that guy from all the way over here

Kevin- I know man, his raspy voice IS getting kind of anoying

T-Baker- ARG I WAS BORN EARLY

ex) 3)-
T-baker- lets go see Uncle Fugly kids! (knocks on oaken door of tree)

Uncle Fugly- EHH! wtf do ya wwaaannnttt?!
by Anthony Capri January 26, 2009
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Jasmine Baker

A really great person. Get to know her and she will change your life. Shes funny and crazy fun. Dont get on her bad side though. She loves the idea of love and if she tell u she loves you take it seriously.
by Thebombbbbestbombbb July 24, 2018
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