Baby

Little alimentary canals with zero responsibility.

John Doe is like a baby - all he does is eat and sleep.

by Khechomuni September 17, 2017

baby

a sad crying annoying thing that shouldn't exist

man that baby is loud.

by lockinto December 5, 2022

Baby

An evil, evil thing. A destroyer of worlds, the great Abyss. The Original Sin. When you see a baby on the street, pull out your cross, and run. When you see a baby in the park, in a coffee shop, or anywhere for that matter, you karate chop that motherfuckef into oblivion. For a baby is a thing to be feared and terrified of, not to happy of and worshipped.

Dear God! It's a fucking baby!

by Carroll Creedon November 25, 2021

baby

My favorite midnight snack

"what you want to eat"
"b a b y"
"baby?"

by small child, aka: baby October 22, 2019

baby

A little piece of human flesh that needs nutrients, attention and diapers just to shit, pee and cry

Greg: my baby is useless
Greg 2: I strongly agree with you

by Destroyer of babies September 19, 2021

baby

baby a cute word to define small living things or a nickname for your partner.

Baby did you broke my PS5?!

by Someone... that hate you! February 15, 2021

baby

disgusting humans that came because to straight people decide they were hungry

Dave: im hungry
Charlotte: wanna have a baby?

by queerqueef May 28, 2021