Friday the 13th

The most amazing day of the year! And most likely when Jason Voorhees will murder you!

*Friday the 13th*
AHHHHHHHH ITS JASON!!!!!
*ded*

by Teagan the syrup goblin June 19, 2020

July 13th

Whoever is born on this day has the humongous cock and is friend with only hot people, however people born on this day are nicest people you'll ever meet in your entire pathetic life and they will make it finally have a purpose

Wow this dude has 45cm cock, how impressive! He's friends are also hot af! My pathetic life finally has a purpose now!

-Damn he must be born on July 13th

by Vuleled November 21, 2021

November 13th

national stuff yourself day. whether you stay in or go out, fill up with yummy food.

mikey: hey guess what today is...
broski: november 13th?
mikey: national stuff yourself day bro!! let’s feast

broski: betttttt

by rdips_stfu October 28, 2019

January 13th

on January 13th you can not get any homework.

teacher: “where’s the homework?”

you: it’s January 13th

by Emmieisdumbbblollll December 20, 2020

January 13th

National tell a girl she’s pretty day

Boy 1 “Hey!, dude it’s January 13th”
Boy 2 “Ok, fine”

by Cat dragon January 12, 2021

January 13th

Tell a guy he’s super handsome day

Girl: It’s January 13th! Let’s to go tell tyler he’s super handsome!

by a_potato_hahaha January 12, 2021

July 13th

July 13th is national give you're bestfriend a gift that they always wanted

Girl 1: Here I got you this!
Girl 2: why? It's not even my birthday

Girl 1: I know it's not you're Birthday but, it July 13th!

by Infamous123 January 28, 2021