humpy town

Dis against Tappahannock, Va. The people here are mostly humps, as in "dumb as a hump in the road", so everybody calls it humpy town. However, the more successful Chris gets, the bigger the heads of the humps become.

Hump1: Chris Brown in dat movie Stomp da Yard.
Hump2: Yup.
Hump1: He dead.
Hump2: He dead?
Hump1: In da movie, yo.
Hump2: Chris be crunkin', Humpy Town representin'.
Hump1: Hollywood keepin' da Hump man down, gotsta have him die, yo.
Hump2: True dat.

by Winkie Wadsworth February 03, 2007

humpy town

A derogatory name for Tappahanock, Virginia. Tappahannock is known for its wannabe street-thug but still too small town populace. There's a lot of inbreeding going on.

The skanks were out in force at Humpy Town Walmart.

by Dirk Dingle October 07, 2006

pissant town

Adelaide, according to Aurelio Vidmar.

"That's the problem. That 4-0 result tonight was politics, nothing else. Whether you are involved directly or indirectly you have an effect. Because of a pissant town, this club will never win anything until you get rid of that crap.

by dbrt February 16, 2009

football town

Gay little football TikTok for little losers named Jake. Who fucking cares about your following you nerd shut up.

I’m gay I like football town

by Cornyhole32 December 30, 2019

Sea Town

Nickname for the city of Seattle, WA. Used in a Sir Mix-a-Lot song.

Back to the 2 0 6
Double up my grits
And Sea-town giving po po fits

by Morgan March 11, 2005

Funky Town

A gore video that is best not to search for. It's also a song used in Shrek, which is undoubtedly the greatest movie of all time.

Person 1: Yo! Search up Funky Town videos!
Person 2: Okay! I bet it's gonna be that thing from Shrek!
*after person 2 searches it*
Person 2: AHHHHH WTF?????

by will this show up 5 years l8r September 10, 2021

ChaR TowN

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA!!

I be smoke dem dubs on da lawn, ridin wif ma homies through ChaR TowN;

by Bdubz111 April 23, 2009