69

A number which is universally recognized as a joke. It actually has many meanings, though some not so appropriate.

1. A sex position in which the male licks the female's vagina, while the female sucks the male's penis, often with the female on top of the male or vice versa.

2. The name of a famous American rapper.

3. A fucking number that comes before 70

4. Sex tonight.

5. Still reading this? You dirty minded piece of shit.

John : "Hey, me and my girlfriend are gonna 69."
Harry : "Oh really? Lucky you."

Teacher : "Alright class, turn your maths textbooks to page 69."
*Entire class snickers*

by DeltaRidge July 2, 2022

69

Nice

Guy 1: 69
Guy 2: Nice

by Thomas342 March 1, 2019

69

The number that comes after 68 and before 70, not a sex position you perverted idiots.

Teacher: What is 60+9?
Student: 69
Perverted Idiot: OOOOOOH, BILLY'S TALKING ABOUT SEX!!!
Everybody else: Shut up Timmy Turner

by fakename06 November 27, 2018

69

Issa number dumbass , ya’ll be green minded 🧐

53+16=69

by Smd bih December 3, 2017

69

When u can finnaly do it.

My mates were waiting for 69

by Astro M December 23, 2020

69

Is a Number.
(Don't get a Dirty Mind)
a Number After 68, a Number before 70

Friend: How many rubber ducks do you have?
Me: I have 69 rubber ducks in my box!

by pseudonymisname23 December 11, 2021

69

A number for dirty minded people

Retired Teacher: I turn 69 today
Students: *laughs*

by Jacie11111 April 18, 2019