Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

harder than nails

Wood hardens with age. After a period of time, you can't drive nails in some types. A carpenter might call such wood "harder than nails".

The term could be applied to many other materials that harden with age, often as an exaggeration; often food.

hard, stale, inedible

Those left-over biscuits are harder than nails.

by caloo_calay December 2, 2013

Thicker than a nigger

If someone is looking good on a party night

Homie: Ay girl you looking Thicker than a nigger on a saturday night

by Big-Max November 17, 2020

Better Than Juan

When you're better than juan

when you're better than Juan like height and everything else.

by BetterThanJuan December 27, 2016

Loster than fuck

So completely lost that there is no chance of finding your way.

You'd better call and tell them we'll be late. I have no idea where we are. We're loster than fuck!

by CRMNL April 13, 2011

Higher than shit

Though shit is not high, it is one way of saying your really fuckin high.

Pothead:I just got done smoking 5 blunts and I'm higher than shit!

by first name Gone last name Jah March 16, 2009

More than cracc

Cracc Essentially means good (emo bands on cracc by crankthatfrank) but more than cracc means get that trash the fuck outa here

Person one: tik Tok is like vine but on cracc
Person two: it’s on more than cracc bro that app is shit

by Online-Emo12 June 19, 2019