drunk tossers

When two men get hammered and find each others holes
My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.
by Truthoftheword July 27, 2021
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Mushroom Tosser

a comeback insult to an overly P.C. bastard
P.C. bastard: Racist!

Comeback: Mushroom Tosser!
by H.A.L. May 12, 2011
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Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
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Word Salad Tosser

Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.
Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"

Receiver: "What?"

Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"

Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"
by joeydnewyork April 10, 2024
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passive tosser

A person influenced from external forces to have the latest fashion or accessory and then flaunting it.
That bloke is such a fkn passive tosser... He always has an ipod....
He is a passive "ipod" tosser!
by G Cody December 06, 2006
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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
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Tosser

That tosser at the market ripped me off!
by Terriwa April 02, 2018
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