by Scott LaRock July 25, 2007

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.
"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"
by Bananananananananaaaa August 15, 2009


Judy: Hey Matt, how do you feel about the Patriots losing?
Matt: It fucking sucks! Why did you bring that up??
Judy: Wow, you don't have to twat about it.
Matt: It fucking sucks! Why did you bring that up??
Judy: Wow, you don't have to twat about it.
by BuTangClanFire March 15, 2016

To twat, to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident.
by Cobs71 October 24, 2008

When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!
by MistressC February 4, 2010

twat is the female genitals.
by tftydtyfytrft November 19, 2007
