thump sock

another word for condom

she said she was on the pill, but I wasn't going in to battle without a thump sock.

by grizzlybare November 5, 2013

thump fuck

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.

"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."

by Dark Dave December 1, 2016

scrape thump

Derogatory term for someone with one leg longer than the other. Referencing the noise they make when they walk.

"Why does Steve wear that shoe with the tall soul?" "It's so no one notices that he is a scrape thump, but we still know"

by DJTrumpster December 1, 2016

weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?

"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"

by Jessethegreat June 13, 2015

Thump nugget

another meaning for a knob jockey except usually a slur towards a person calling them gay.

you are a thump nugget, elton john and bono

by ddd111ddd111 June 19, 2010

Thumpty-Thump

A polite way of referring to something associated with hip-hop culture.

Driving a BMW convertible is fine for Richard, but the blacked-out one is too thumpty-thump for a CFO.

by TrickyD January 12, 2008

Skunt thumping

Someone who uses construction tools like bricks or hammers during sex

Ew can you hear next door, I think they’re skunt thumping

by Nathaniel Roome October 14, 2019