Definitions by TrickyD
ESW
Eternally Single Woman. Someone who manages to avoid marriage and/or single motherhood, and yet doesn't become a hermit or old maid. Usually takes care of herself like younger single women do. Makes the moms of the world jealous, and 40+ men horny.
Thumpty-Thump
Driving a BMW convertible is fine for Richard, but the blacked-out one is too thumpty-thump for a CFO.
Thumpty-Thump by TrickyD January 16, 2008