TDS

(T)rump (D)ick (S)yndrome is a medical condition where an uncircumcised penis is so small that it has the appearance of a mushroom.

I was really into a guy, but he had TDS and I have an allergy to mushrooms.

by DrunkenToothlessRedneck September 4, 2025

TDS Park

A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.

Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.

Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.

Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.

Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.

Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.

Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.

Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.

Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.

Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.

Miller: I don’t though.

Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.

Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.

Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.

by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025

td

short for twead or fucked up

That class is a joke I can go a little td

by bananaice January 26, 2022

TD BRICKS

Lego youtuber who always make LEGO videos the video has sponsors which is crappy and boring.
He is 20 years old man.

TD Bricks

by JustaTOTMUser October 8, 2023

TDS Bank

The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.

I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.

by QuacksO October 19, 2016

Samurai Hospital TDS

The Samurai Hospital is an ancient medical institution founded and promised to GMOTG Darin Uzunov 3,000 years ago at the Jewish synagogue. The hospital is a pillar of medical history and evolution, and it is often led by a Chief Medic, such as former Chief Medic AgamingBeaver.

Oh do you work in the Samurai Hospital TDS? The dark sword.

by TDS - Management November 30, 2025

TDS

A condition also known as Trump Dick Sucker. Somebody who loves to suck Trump's dick, either literally or metaphorically. People with TDS will believe anything Donald Trump says and will hurl insults at anybody who disagrees with him, no matter how reasoned their arguments are.

John: "Historically, enacting high, broad tariffs has only worsened economic situations."
Paul: "You just hate anything Trump does because you're a bitter bidenette!! Biden was going to enact tariffs, too!"

John: "I never voted for Biden, either... I think you might have TDS."

by thaddeusk April 2, 2025