non-gasm

A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.

Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

head-gasm

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.

At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

whip-gasm

A whip-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he tightly grasps his dick and whips his raging boner in all directions and has a whip-gasm.

If Matt is in a hurry, he jacks me off and gives me a whip-gasm!

by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021

park-gasm

A park-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gives himself when he goes to a park at night and jacks off on a picnic table and then licks it up.

Joey went for a midnight run and ended up having a park-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021

Corona-gasm

A Corona-gasm is the gasm that a guy has when he puts only the crown of a tube-steake in his mouth -- (probably because his cock-head is too big to get in his mouth)-- and sucks a mouthful of creamy goodness out of his throbbing dick and swallows it or sno-balls it first.

I gave Ben a Corona-gasm, so now he owes me one!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021

juice-gasm

A juice-gasm is the opposite of a dry-gasm.

I know I'm gonna have a juice-gasm tonight!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Bore-gasm

An orgasm that occurs despite the fact that you are bored to death. The reaction of the genitals is completely independent of the brain and no enjoyment is experienced whatsoever.

He was hammering me so hard and fast that I ended up having a bit of a bore-gasm.

by Fi69 May 3, 2020