Your Dick

A microscopic object attached to your crotch.

Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right

by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

Chicken dick

Well you guys must be horny if you guys are searching this up

"man, hes such a chicken dick"

by Painting May 9, 2020

Davenport Dick

Davenport: A series of sofas produced by the now-defunct A.H. Davenport Company.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.

When asked if I got laid last night, my reply was simply: "No, I had to Davenport Dick it."

by Bonquisha Malone September 10, 2012

vacation dick

A dick that is too big to enjoy everyday, but need once in awhile

It's fun to enjoy a vacation dick when you don't have your normal boyfriend dick

by Meatbizal June 16, 2016

dick dunlop

A condom

If he had used a dick Dunlop the he wouldn’t have ended up getting her preggo and having to fork out for child support

by Crombo July 19, 2020

National grab dick day

Any girl can grab any boy dick

Girl: Grabs boy dick
Boy: WTF
Girl: November 6 National Grab Dick Day

by Idcisded November 5, 2019

Big Dick Energy

Pinnacle of charisma, confidence without cockyness, 100% knowing what you are doing and therefore giving your friends trust and your enemies fear like a holy aura. Confused with Alpha males
The difference is that alpha males can do stupid stuff to prove their manliness while BDE is done precisely and impresses everyone. Alpha male slams his dick on the table while a guy with BDE can convince everyone on him having a big dick without showing it.

Friend A: Man, I wish I was like John, he is surely a great person with lots of confidence.
Friend B: Yeah, he has such a Big Dick Energy.

by SpeedrunGodShitass September 15, 2021