Ass Duritos

Male term for anally contracted HPV

"i now have to take medication for my Ass Duritos"

"Beware Ass Duritos, always use a condom"

by Signal December 9, 2012

Ass wipes

1) another word for toilet paper.
2) a name to call a group of people you hate.

"Shit I need to buy some ass wipes and beer."
"Those guys are ass wipes they took our women."

by Kelly-182 July 6, 2016

Grown Ass

When you call someone a grown ass, you're basically calling them a grown up and telling them they need to start acting like one.

"come on Jerry, you're a grown ass man, stop driving your go kart around your yard!"

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 9, 2020

Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018

Ass Detoxification

The act of sucking someone's anus and "detoxifying" their ass by intaking their excrement.

I was constipated so my homegirl began the Ass Detoxification procces which relieved my bowels

by DavieWavyGhostPepperFarts July 7, 2025

Hot ass soup

When you hear some really good gossip

Omg, Jane. I just heard some hot ass soup!

by Medrank October 3, 2020

Gay ass nigga

Stupid nigga who ain't get no bitches so he likes men

Henry: Sup dawg
Julien: remember when I squeezed your ass so hard you came
Henry: shut the FAWK up you Gay ass nigga

by I'm a real nigga June 23, 2023